I'm on the Pursuit of Happiness. No regret.

biebers:

let’s be fuckin real here though okay

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kndr:

this is ms. darlene, she is the bus driver for the cta #52 kedzie/california bus. she is the best most flyest woman ever. we decided it was best to get the word out about her fly ass nails so when nicki minaj and/or lady gaga eventually steals her style, people will know who the original nail gangsta was. 

me: how do you wash dishes with those ms.darlene?

ms. darlene: girl. the husband washes dishes. the most i wash is maybe a plate or a couple of forks. girl the only water that gets on these is shower water. 

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